Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 5 We Called It Mr. Pinky 6 Hi, Mr. Horned One 7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 8 That Voodoo That I Do Do 9 Madame and Her Special Friend 10 Something Salted and Twisted 11 Santa's Village of the Damned 12 That Special Tug 13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 15 My Tongue is Meat 16 Ergo, the Booty Call 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 21 And the Plot Moistens 22 Just Once With Aunt Sophie 23 Arguments for the Quickie 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite