Countdown to Crotchfire

1 Baa Baa Blackmail 2 Murder, She Tweeted 3 Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx 4 The Mummenschantz Conundrum 5 Hickory Dickory Danger 6 A Fistful of Chowder 7 The Equinox Equinox 8 Heavy Hangs the Fannypack 9 A Prayer for Dick Butkus 10 Wanted: Dead... or with Chives 11 One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish 12 The Turducken Kerfuffle 13 What the Rowboat Saw 14 Satan's Kazoo 15 Paper or Plastique? 16 A Jeff Bridges Too Far 17 One if by Land, Two if by a Slightly Longer Land-Route 18 No Time for Tetherball 19 Do You Want Lies with That? 20 Zeus was Framed 21 The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas 22 A Sleigh Full of Slay 23 How the Grinch Stole Innocence 24 Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0 25 Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-Murder 26 A Quantum of Kwanzaa 27 The Mistletoe Manifesto 28 Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator 29 2011: A Spanx Odyssey 30 Return to Devil's Condo 31 Voodoo or Voo Don't 32 The Monkey's Paw And Then The Rest Of The Monkey 33 Houston, We Have A Murder 34 A Fistful of Dollars, A Mouthful of Travelers Cheques 35 The Conundrum Enigma 36 Damn The Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead 37 Hello And Dubai 38 Something Smelly That Way Went 39 You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato 40 A Renaissance Most Foul 41 Who Will Cry for The Third Nipple? 42 A Finger Un-Pulled 43 Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point 44 Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck 45 "Whisper," She Shouted 46 The Unitard Dilemma 47 Octoparrot vs. Megakitten 48 Death Takes A Time-Share 49 Love Gets Liposuctioned 50 How Stella Got Her Car Back 51 The Asiago Index 52 The Devil's Email Attachment 53 Air Force One 2: Revenge of President Dracula 54 If This Van's a Rockin', I'm Having a Seizure Inside My Van 55 Hooray For Scabies 56 The Case of the Missing Show Title 57 The Double-Fudging Of Vanessa Del Rio 58 World War Wheeee! 59 A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone 60 The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal 61 Captain Facepunch vs. the Punch-Proof Face! 62 Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads 63 Everybody Wang But Don't Chung Tonight 64 Excuse Me, But May I Murder You? 65 Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy 66 The Spatula Peninsula 67 And in This Corner... Gingivitis! 68 The Lion, The Witch, And The Ikea Aspelund Underbed Storage Box 69 Hell's Cul-De-Sac 70 Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet 71 Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person 72 Countdown to Crotchfire 73 Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame 74 As Time Goes Bi-Curious 75 Ding Dong the Witch is Dad 76 A Man For 3 Out Of 4 Seasons 77 The Candy Man Can't 78 The Devil's Pre-nup 79 Dr. No, M.D. 80 On This Day, A Chump Was Born 81 Dial T for Misdialed Murder 82 The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life 83 The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian 84 Redbeard's Last Stand 85 The Container Store of My Discontent 86 The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision 87 The Umlaut Initiätive 88 Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose 89 The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer 90 Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project 91 The Falcon CAN Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear! 92 The Indiscriminate Highlighter 93 Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He? 94 Tomorrow's Episode 95 Murder at the Murder Trial 96 Mr. Smith Goes to Hades 97 Willy Wonka and His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory 98 Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry 99 Quoth the Raven, "No Comment" 100 Green Eggs & Health Code Violations 101 Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles? 102 Wow! You DO Care About These Episode Titles. 103 Savage. Fred Savage. 104 She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers 105 It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope 106 The Title Will Be Added In Later 107 Quoth the Hipster, "Whatevermore." 108 A Recipe for Disaster Casserole 109 Me. Coli 110 What Happens On Krypton, Stays on Krypton 111 Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark 112 Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening 113 An Atheist Named Faith 114 50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong 115 Death Gets a Paper Cut 116 Length x Width = Tears 117 Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception 118 One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie 119 Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine 120 The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought A Slurpee 121 The One Where Conan Does That Thing 122 The LOL from Hell O Hell 123 The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor 124 Cut, Cap, Balance, And Boogie 125 The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah 126 I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke 127 Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch 128 And the Wind Whispered "Balls" 129 What if the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit it in to the Opening Announce? 130 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors 131 The Decline of Dee Klein 132 The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders 133 The Devil Drives Stick 134 Dragon Tamer 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel 135 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi 136 I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest 137 Eat, Love, Lather, RInse, Repeat 138 Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy 139 The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right 140 A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman 141 And the Wind Cried, "Harriet." 142 The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With 143 Quoth the Raven, "That Is So Me!" 144 President Björk Saves the Day 145 The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown 146 The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College 147 The Fluffer of Seville 148 The Day the Proofradar Quit 149 It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was On Her Head the Whole Time 150 God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You 151 The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-level Marketing Plan 152 Death Takes a Staycation 153 The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face Who Was Unemployable 154 The Day the Mirth Stood Still 155 Alibi for the Murder Andy's Committing Tonight 156 Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island 157 The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You 158 Footloose 3: Footloosest 159 The Zombie Who Preferred Salads 160 Enter the Enterer 161 The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer 162 It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head 163 A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn 164 The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job 165 Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York